One, two, three outs..youre out! Phillies 2nd baseman Eric Bruntlett did just that, single-handedly. Bruntlett caught a liner up the middle off the bat of Jeff Francoeur for the 1st out which sent the runners on 1st and 2nd off on contact. He then stepped on 2nd base for the 2nd out and tagged the runner from 1st out. this was the 2nd single-handed triple play to end a game ever, the last one taking place in 1927 by Detroit Tigers 1st baseman Johnny Neun. Bruntlett needed a few seconds to realize what had just happened, until after the game when he was quoted saying "I didn't know how to react. I didn't know what to do.". There is nothing left to do, moron, the games over and you just made all 3 outs by yourself. Great play on Bruntlett's part, but i still continue to hate the Phils.
in other baseball news, former Red Sox failure John Smoltz made his first start as a St. Louis Cardinal....and did AMAZING. in his start, Smoltz had 9k's with 8 in a row. He threw a 3 hitter, given it was against the San Diego Padres who are equivalent to a single A ball club, but WHERE WAS THIS IN BOSTON? Smoltz, like Brad Penny, is just another failed NL ace that the Sox picked up this season in hope of AL dominance, but that has blown up in their faces. The Sox lost tonite in another offensive explosion by the Bronx Bombers led by Hideki Matsui who hit 2 hr's.
Smoltz, seen below baffled at why he is so bad in the AL, might just be what the Cards need to make that playoff push.
While on the topic of the Boston Red Sox, they put a claim in to acquire Billy Wagner from the New York Mets. Wagner, who is ALWAYS hurt, is just another attempt the Sox are making to rejuvenate old NL talent and refurbish them into AL competitors. Wagner, seen here probably being a woman and/or being hurt, had some comments made about him by who else than the Red Sox's token retard Jonathan Papelbon.
Papelbon was quoted on WEEI.com as saying "What has he done? Has he pitched this year? Is he ready to pitch or is he not? ... I think our bullpen is good where we're at right now. Don't get me wrong. But I guess you could always make it better. It's kind of like the [Eric] Gagne thing, I guess.". Wagner did not take kindly to that, responding with "I don't have anything to say to somebody like that"..."when he walks in my shoes then I'll say something. Let him be 38 and have Tommy John surgery." Just what the Sox need, some dugout disfunction! After losing to the Yanks tonight, and only have a 1 game lead over Texas for the Wild Card, the Red Sox need to bring some awkwardness to their team's fluidity.
Papelbon seen above being an idiot, just had to open his mouth about the situation to make things worse in the Nation. Good thing he can pitch (kinda shaky lately though) otherwise this idiot would be flipping burgers and messing up your order at your local fast food eatery.
aside from baseball, im going to get in to a rant here. so, as a fair warning u may not want to read on unless this interests you.
The Strip Club. Normally a place of great levels of happiness for the average man, unfortunately, the last time i went (with my boy Kapz) was less than pleasant. It was a Saturday night, following a brutal beating on the baseball field that our team had endured. We lost 24-2, so we needed something (breasts) to perk us up. As we enter the club, which is normally good for some bumpin' new tunes that the women (ya right, women lol) dance to, my ears immediately bleed and fall of my head to the sounds of something i guess is commonly referred to as "heavy metal". so, after the barrage of screaming nonsense that you can't decipher if its lyrics or just "artistic expression", we are seated because the stage is PACKED. Dirty bird lane was full to the brim, even with onlookers standing behind the people seated...hella creepy right? now, Mac's Two is not the best out there, but its the closest 18+ around and thats all me and my friends can get in to. for a saturday night, we expected it to be busy but this place was packed. there were strippers giving dances ALL OVER the joint, which they usually just take their clients to the private area on the sides of the club. every seat was taken stage-side and in the crowd area. there were not enough women working this night, and there were far too many people in this bitch. after being hit on by the lovely (HAH!) Asian hostess, me and Kapz began to let the night unfold. it took us an hour until 2 seats opened up stage-side. although it saved us our valuable one dollar bills, it is also lame not having titties rubbed up in your grill when you are at the place that is known for that. so, so far into the night we've had: 1. no action, 2. AWFULLY HORRENDOUS music, and 3. the Asian persuasion flirting with me. quite sub par if you ask me. As the night goes on, Kapz and I are still sitting there like "wtf dude theres nothing going on here". We even had planned out an interesting cover up story as to who we are. we planned on being from California where we both play minor league baseball and are only here in Mass to see some old friends of ours before we go back for baseball. WE DIDNT EVEN GET TO USE OUR INTERESTING ACTS BECAUSE THERE WERE NO SLUTS WALKING AROUND! every girl was taken and the stage show kind of sucked because we couldnt get close enough to see anything worthwhile. the night continued on to suck, with the high point (for Kapz) being that he learned a new song, "Cookie Jar" by Gym Class Heroes ft. the Dream. ive already known this song for awhile but to Kapz this was the biggest hit that has ever graced his ear drums. that made Kapz happier than the naked women flaunting their demoralized, soulless, and worthless perfect bodies. outside of that, actually no. this entire night blew. we got the shit beat out of us in baseball, got attacked by some pissed off mosquitoes, drove down Blue Hill Ave and witnessed quite a few less than reputable characters defaming the lovely city of Boston, and couldnt even get close enough to see a good show. when we finally got to the stage, it was the last lady to dance. i was sitting next to a WOMAN! an actual WOMAN! (lesbo im like 90% sure but she was dope so its cool) and Deja (who has won all sorts of stripper medals and awards and was also featured in the movie "21")rubbed her amazingly perfect and tattooed breasts into this girls face. that was the highlight of my night, then getting Deja's tits in my grill too.
to wrap it all up, this PEEP SHOW (da dum tsh) was better than my time spent that night.
and that concludes my rant and blog post. take it sleazy.
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