Friday, November 13, 2009

a shitload of topics

ive been slacking on posting, so forgive me. in a way to make it up to yall here is a wicked long post.

first up, the world series. meh, whatever. Yankees beat the Phillies. I'm glad the Yanks won cus i despise the Phils, but I'm from Boston so I naturally have to hate New York. This world series kinda sucked. Jay-z performed for the Yankees which was mediocre at best (new Jay-z sucks in my opinion. go back to 1-900-hustler Hova plz). other than that, all i have to say about the W.S. is this. "wicked pissah". it was a lame ending to a lame playoff because the Red Sox were out. am i bitter? perhaps. but at the same time i DO stand up for all the Yankee fans when retarded "fans" of the Sox try to justify your w.s. title as a purchase. EVERY TEAM PAYS THEIR PLAYERS. NOONE GETS A "FREE" WORLD SERIES TITLE. EVERY TITLE IS BOUGHT. YOU PAY YOUR PLAYERS, YOU PAY THE BEST PLAYERS THE MOST MONEY BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT. THE YANKEES HAVE A TEAM FULL OF SOME OF THE BEST IN THE GAME, THEY DESERVE THEIR MONEY. AROD, CC, JETER, TEX, ALL DERSERVE THEIR $$$. "Baseball fans" everywhere are saying the Yankees bought their title. You are clearly an asinine faux baseball fan because there is no team that has players play for free, so saying they bought it is dumb. they have the highest payroll, because they have the best players. the Mets have the 2nd highest payroll, which just goes to show you MONEY DOESNT WIN BALL GAMES. so, hop off that hate train please.

speaking of hate trains, GET OFF THE KANYE WEST EXPRESS. he apologized, hes in rehab, he probably wants to kill himself. everyone is still making fun of him with anything from "fish sticks" to "IMA LET U FINISH". what kind of music society do we have when the CMA's scripted numerous parts of their award show to purposely diss Kanye? SINCE WHEN DO COUNTRY PEOPLE DISS RAPPERS?! its old and cliche to hate on kanye now. hate on him for his use of the autotune or his sappy 808s and Heartbreak album, dont hate on him for being his asshole self. shit, thats the reason that i LOVE Ye. (no homo, but Kanye is my hero.) make like Jay-z and be "off that" please. (yes i know i said i dont like new Jay-z but its a fitting phrase/title so screw off.)
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we all know he interrupted t-swift. its old news. stop hating please.

This whole Ft. Hood massacre really makes me mad. The Army has to do a better job with catching on to these maniacs. for one, he was a MUSLIM in the U.S. Army. why are we giving him guns? im pretty sure i heard on the news here that it is written in the Muslim handbook or w/e that they are to be no part of America's forces because they are almost 100% against America. dont quote me on that, and im not trying to be racist, but still, aren't we fighting a war against Islams, Muslims, and other sorts of terrorists? im not ignorant or anything but seriously, arent those the people we are fighting with at the moment? second, he was a psychiatrist. how can someone who defragments other people's minds go crazy? isnt that an oxymoron? there were many other red flags that popped up in this situation, and it boggles my mind how noone stepped up to stop it. my condolences go out to all the families affected by this mad man's shootings, and im sure nothing is worse than knowing your soldier died on American soil from ANOTHER member of the U.S. Army. this man will certainly face harsh punishment when he finally meets his maker, and he deserves to do so.

another similar shooting happened in Florida from a disgruntled employee. and in Boston, we have hospitals being shot up as well. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD WE LIVE IN? im not surprised or shocked by any of the depressing things that have happened lately, and my prayers go out to all the families that have been hurt by these events, but the fact that this stuff is happening on our own soil just grinds my gears. people are crazy in this day and age. is it the recession? is it our modern society? is it the music? the media? who knows. people wonder why i hate the world and dont like to talk to people i dont know. that nice kid on the subway could be the next shoe bomber. that man that held the door at the store might hold it up 3 weeks later. just goes to show you, you truly can't trust anyone anymore. be safe out there people.

on an even more depressing note, the Celtics were handed their 2nd loss tonite. The Atlanta Hawks, with assistance by the referees, beat the C's in a game which i was in attendance. rondo shot the ball maybe twice. he had two points, even though he absolutely OWNED mike bibby (who is a bitch). the C's got called for absolutely anything and everything it seemed. technicals were handed out like candy on halloween. Pierce had 24 points though, so he did his job. unfortunately, noone else did. the greatest Celtic to ever put on a green jersey Brian Scalabrine got to play in the final 38 seconds, which made my night complete. (thats a joke by the way, hes not the greatest but its always nice to see a white dude out there draining 3's like its his job!)
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The C's intro is wicked intense though. With Eminem's "You Don't Know" from The Re-Up blasting, the Celts come onto the dark court with green lights flashing everywhere. It had me pumped up, and im not even that big of a basketball fan.
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80 and 2 sounds like a good season for the Celtics, right? even though they lost tonight, CHAMPIONSHIP. just saying. (im calling it now)

At the Celtics game, i was in line for some nachos and let me just tell you about a very obnoxious black man who was in the vicinity. (pardon me for any racism or stereotyping here, but its all true so dont blame me for writing it.) Standing up against the wall was an approximately 30 year old black man with "617" (boston's area code) tattood on his neck. clearly he was proud of the city, hell, i am too but id never get that on me. regardless, he is standing with a child, about 6 years old or so. the man, screaming obsceneties at anyone who walks buy, is having a conversation with another tall black man who is across the corridor waiting in line for beer. the conversation was typical "hood" talk, when all of the sudden the man yells out "MAN ALL DAT NIGGA WANNA DO IS RIDE BIKES AND THROW HAMMERS". this catches the attention of myself and my boy Kapz who brought me to the game. we look at each other with the scared-white-boy-look yet at the same time were both incredibly intrigued. the phrase "throw hammers" is slang for "shoot guns" which means that he has a friend, that clearly rides bikes (be it motorcycles or pedal bikes) and shoot guns. he quiets down, well, atleast to a level that wasnt obnoxiously loud. as i proceed forward in the line, a WICKED FUCKING TALL white kid walks by. the kid is HUGE, a good foot and a half taller than me and i am about 5'10". the black man yells out "ay whitey how tall u be at 6'5", 6'6"?!?!" the white kid, without missing a beat, replies "nah homie im 6'10" " and keeps walking down the hallway. the black man yells out in a belligerent cry "nah fuck dat homie ima dunk on yo punk ass any day nigga ima drive and dunk on you nigga" word for word that is what he said. in the middle of the Garden's concourse this man is yelling this...WITH A LITTLE CHILD AT HIS SIDE. next thing you know the man's friend from the line comes back and they continue to have a talk about basketball at ear-piercing decibels. they then yell loudly to each other how the little child with them "has moves like AI Allen Iverson, he can cross anyone up". my friend Kapz is standing right next to this man and the kid while this is going on, and how he did not burst into laughter or shit his pants in fright i havent a clue. all i know, is that aside from Scals getting the last 38 seconds of play, this moment made my night. Add also that the Boston Celtics dance team/Celtic girls are BEYOND GORGEOUS. baseball needs cheerleaders. any ladies that want to cheer me on when i play ball this summer, please, hit me up on twitter www.twitter.com/theFakeJuicyJ


aside from all this nonsense, let me put you on game real quick. theres a new-ish brand that is getting alot of hype lately, and for good reason. Seattle based brand TITS, or Two in the Shirt has been off the chain lately. With crazy sexy shirts covered by half naked women with some cool slogans worked cleverly in, its no wonder why everyone likes them. i fear it may be the new Ed Hardy though. it is seen excessively popular with the Eurotrash guido club scene guys who still think its cool to wear Ed Hardy and sweatbands with their blowout haircuts. (see "my new haircut" on youtube to fully understand these guys). Seen worn by many celebrities such as rapper Lloyd Banks Photobucket, rapper 50 Cent Photobucket, and even Gucci Mane (who i will not picture cus 1. hes ugly enough to ruin my blog, and 2. he sucks. )Check out Shoptits.com for some sweet shirts that are almost perfectly paired up in colorways with exclusive kicks from Nike and other hot shoe brands.


in the music world, Wale's debut album Attention Deficit came out the other day. it is CRACK! its really really good, it gets my seal of approval. most of you probably know Wale for his song "Chillin" feat. Lady GaGa. that song is on the album, as well as "Pretty Girls" and "World Tour" which are some of his bigger songs. my favorite on the album is "90210" which is a song about a girl (paris hilton) living the Hollywood lifestyle by doing coke and being anorexic to keep that celebrity physique. overall, the CD gets a 7.5/10 because there are a few tracks that im not wild about, such as "Shades" which is about Wale's dating struggles with girls of different skin tones (blacks and whites). i think its just because i cant really relate to it having never dated a black girl, but then again i just dont like the track that much. if you want to check out some Wale without buying his CD's check out his mixtapes such as 100 styles and running, back to the feature, or the mixtape about nothing. all are great, especially back to the feature. Wale is signed to Jay-z's Rocnation label and actually just ended the BP3 tour with him tonight. i tip my hat to the man from DC who made it. cheers, Wale!

lets see, what else is there to write about...

oh yeah, i got a new cell phone. i got the MotoCliq with MotoBlur from T-mobile. its up there with the Iphone in my opinion. Having the G1 with Google as my last phone, the MotoCliq is a definite upgrade. the camera is a 5mp with zoom, runs on the same Android software as the G1 (and verizon's Droid which ill rant about in a second) and also has MotoBlur on it. What motoblur is is a social networking service that keeps track of your Twitter, Myspace, Facebook, and numerous other social sites on your phone that updates and refreshes it frequently so you are always in touch with your friends. its really cool with the "happenings" app which keeps track of everything. it also has a universal inbox with keeps track of your texts, emails, Gmails, fbook messages and twitter messages as well. this phone is a must have for anyone who (sadly, like myself) is addicted to social networking. this phone is perfect for me, but the only downside is that it is T-mo. service is mediocre at best, but the phone makes up for the shitty service. check out the Motoblur website www.motorola.com/motoblur for more info on how it all works, im sure they explain it better than i do.

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